"Then the words don't fit you", said the King, looking round the court with a smile. There was a dead silence."It's a pun!", the King added in an offended tone, and everybody laughed, "Let the jury consider their verdict", the King said, for about the twentieth time that day."No, no!" said the Queen. "Sentence first - verdict afterwards.""Stuff and nonsense!" said Alice loudly. "The idea of having the sentence first!""Hold your tongue!" said the Queen, turning purple."I won't!" said Alice."Off with her head!" the Queen shouted at the top of her voice. Nobody moved. "Who cares for you?" said Alice, (she had grown to her full size by this time.) "You're nothing but a pack of cards!" (Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland)
Nota: Como foi garantido na campanha eleitoral por parte de quem ganhou, as crianças andam todas a aprender inglês. E não liguem aos "críticos" tagarelas já na massagem. Sigam o autor. O Carroll, claro.
Nota 2: A TVI pergunta, no rodapé, "se o PS deve governar sosinho". Assim mesmo. Com "s". Ainda bem que já podem frequentar as "novas oportunidades".